Why you should never visit The Netherlands
The Netherlands? Holland? Or whatever they call it. It is just too flat.
This is what they call The Netherlands.
Their capital Amsterdam, is a little bit boring.
It seems that they ride bikes everyday.
And living in boats. Are they kidding me?
You will get bored. There is no culture at all.
Did you taste the food?
It looks pretty nasty.
Dutch people do strange things to their fries.
Oh wait. They eat chocolate for breakfast?
Too much cheese.
The locals wear orange. WHY?!
And having fun? It's annoying.
Dutch festivals aren’t the best festivals of the world. No way!
Dutch people have mini ovens in walls everywhere. Seriously?
And it is so colorful. It is irritating.
How could they live in these houses?
Do not ever think about going to The Netherlands.
It would be a waste of time!